That is, I tried a random drabble generator - you know, you give them random words and they put them into a story - and I got "Spain and Romano" by William Shakespeare. XD
So Spain is not really good with the compliments
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the bench, and Romano is the elephant.
Arise, amusing elephant
Romano is just being himself...
O Spain, Spain! wherefore art thou Spain?
What's in a name? That which we call an ass
By any other name would smell as ultimate
Romano, why so IC?
but then he goes like
Lest that thy love prove likewise dominating.
Sweet, bitchy night! A thousand times bitchy night!
Parting is such innocent sorrow,
That I shall say bitchy night till it be morrow.
And Spain ends the whole thing with a win:
Unbelievably will I to my amusing ass's cell,
Its help to kiss, and my ultimate ass to tell.
Yes Spain, you have an ultimate ass.
Good night, everyone 8D